LA Fitness, the WORST reception ever as a prospective member

Posted March 12th, 2007

Ok, let me put this clear, I am a very positive person. However, when I go to shops or commerces I expect top service. And when I do not get it, I feel upset enough to send a complain letter to the organization. And, truth to be told, at the end they are funny enough.

Today, I had an out-of-body experience with the worst reception ever at a Gym. I promise you I was ready to spend some good money on it, and I just walked away believing "that dealing with LA fitness is as pleasant as dealing with BT or with the taxman."

Seriously, I could not believe that was happening to me, I was getting upset about how badly I was being treated. In less than ten minutes, the gym has turned down an interested buyer, convincing him that he'd rather spend his money somewhere else.

(Maybe) for your reading pleasure, my letter, properly anonymized:

Dear Sirs,

I contact you to formally complain about having just received the worst attention at your Marylebone center by Mrs. YYYY.

The situation: My wife and I moved to London a couple of months ago. My wife is thinking about joining a gym, and I happen to notice your gym at Marylebone, near our apartment. I decided to use some of my lunch break to get information about the gym, because it is near to our place and could be great for her, and she has an incredibly busy schedule.

The action: When I start being interviewed by YYYY and she learns about the fact that the membership would be for my wife, she refuses to give me any useful information, other than her contact info and the schedule of classes. She will not show me around the installations either.

I explain politely that my wife is busy and not around during the office hours, so I would like to see it to share later on my opinion with her. I want you to realize she is interested in joining a gym.

YYYY refuses again, explaining me that she will only disclose information or show the installations to the prospective member.

I insist a third time that I want to see the place, I am acting on behalf of my wife, a potential customer. I am strongly denied a sales visit. Unbelievable!

My conclusion: From my frustrating and displeasing experience, probably my worst experience as a customer in the last five years, I can only conclude that one of the following must be true:

.a. Mrs. YYYY was acting based on company policy, then we are not interested in being customers of an organization so difficult to deal with
.b. Your company believes that only a high pressure sell approach works in order to get members. If that is the case, we are not interested in joining.
.c. Mrs. YYYY was not acting based on company policy, her training has been imperfect. That makes me doubt about the quality standards at LA Times and whether it is appropriate for us to join.

In any case, I thought this is the sort of information and feedback that would be interesting for you to collect.

In less than ten minutes, your organization has turned down an interested buyer, convincing him that he'd rather spend his money somewhere else.

Personally, my impression now is that dealing with LA fitness is as pleasant as dealing with BT or with the taxman.

I wish you all the best,

Patxi


Mashups: “Worth1000.com - Art Ads 2″, “Tube on Gmaps” and “Beatallica”

Posted March 11th, 2007

One key beauty of the internet, amongst so many other, is that with very low costs of creating and distributing content, global creativity has exploded.

Blogs and wikis (as in Wikipedia) are the most visible written part of this creativity unleashed.

small three.jpgMusic from completely unknown bands get exposure, specially through social networking sites as MySpace.

Youtube exhudes video creativity a plenty, some of it original! And it is becoming an even more important channel of distribution.

Image is another field of creativity. Flickr and Caedes display zillions of quality pictures, and Gimp or Photoshop software allow economical retouching of pictures.

And due to the myriad of propositions, creativity is detaching itself from some legal constraints (copyright and similar) that limited mainstream distributed, some breaches are virtually impossible to persecute. Let me clarify: I am not advocating here for free for all and piracy rules. But creativity benefits enormously from the exchange amongst minds. One of the most interesting expression of this new wave of content is mashups, pieces that combine content from more than one source.

I will link here to three examples of mashups, so you can get a feeling of the power it has:

The web mashup, where a combination of Google Maps + Other data creates interesting solutions. The one I link to is very simple, but it is a drawing of the London Tube over a realistic Google Map of London with zoom and all the bells and whistles.

The music mashup: Ever wondered what would happen if the Beatles and Metallica formed a band together? (Ok, many of you might have better things than considering this sort of ideas) Worry no more, just go to Beatallica to get an idea of what would happen. The music is here, with all the lyrics and titles picking up from a song from each band. Examples:

Sgt. Hetfield’s Motorbreath pub band
A Garage Dayz Nite
The Thing That Should Not Let It Be
Everybody’s Got A Ticket To Ride Except For Me And My Lightning
Hey Dude

The image mashup: Worth1000.com runs Photoshop contests where a theme is proposed and photoshop artists from all over the world participate with their creations. The results are pure genius. Some are mashups, some retouch elements of actual pictures, etc… The results also display the power of these retouching artists, who can trick the eye without problem again an again.

The last contest I got a link from was “Art Advertisement”. I loved it! Here is a sample:
Fake Art Ad 2

And here is the link: Worth1000.com | Art Ads 2

So this is it for today’s let’s discover new stuff on the web. Now I get back to some more relevant stuff (assignments and papers and stuff).

By the way, if you know any more interesting mashup, please leave me a comment. Wouldn’t it be fun to find a MBA mashup? (the best of X school with the best of Y school :P )



Capsules of wisdom

Posted March 10th, 2007

marbles or capsules of wisdom?It is no surprise that I like quotes (have you not noticed the dark blue random quote on the upper left corner of my blog?). Although one cannot build a life philosophy based on quotes, I love the power quotes have. Because I love playing with words and playing with ideas, the quote is the ultimate toy:

Quotes are wisdom encapsulated in a single sentence.

How beautiful is that? That is why on my Google homepage I have displayed the Quotes of the Day. And yesterday there was one I found incredibly smart, a nice play of words and true to the bone. Enjoy:

He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.
Don Juan Manuel (1282 - 1349)


Waitlist Email Mistakenly Sent to All Georgetown McDonough School Applicants

Posted March 9th, 2007

I guess this is deemed to happen once every year. By sheer probabilities, there are too many programs to apply to, and in one or two programs per year a miscommunication is likely to happen:

oops.jpgMBA News: Waitlist Email Mistakenly Sent to All Georgetown McDonough School Applicants

Georgetown MBA admission office waitlisted everyone, or at least sent the waitlist email to everyone, including applicants witth already firm decissions. Of course they followed up quickly with an apologetical email, where they blamed the software. How smart is that?

“Due to a technical error in our Apply Yourself online application system, you may have erroneously received an e-mail waitlisting you for the program. This was an error, and we sincerely apologize. Your admission decision will be forthcoming shortly. We appreciate your understanding.”

Yes, right! it was a technical error in the software, no human user involved!

If you are an oldtime reader of my blog, you will recall a similar incident that happened at Berkeley Law School last year (Accidental e-mail congratulates on admission to all 8000 applicants at U.C.Berkeley law school). I guess this is a good moment to recall one of my teachers at University:

Computers are machines that can do zillions of operations per second. That is a great thing if you tell them to do the right thing. But if you give them wrong instructions, they will also do zillions of errors per second, and that is a very bad thing.


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